Over the last few days, a fleet of "May The 4th Be With You" posts have sieged social media. But you've all failed to mention that the Galactic Empire is, frankly, a terrible business. They've got the budget, the buildings, the brand recognition, and a workforce of millions. And they still get beaten by a handful of farmers, a smuggler, and a tribe of teddy bears with spears. If the Empire ran an estate agency, it would probably look impressive on the outside (big offices, e